to start off i will give you one of my favorites. me and a buddy back in 04 went to a ford dealer and took his honda in for a trade in. now he had no money and i just had nothing better to do so we started buggin the sales guy. after a lil bull shittin we get the keys to a 03 mach 1 with a auto(i know i was sad about the auto too) the guy looks at us and then the back seat us and then the back seats. after a min of looks he told us you know what just take it and ill wait for you lol( is this guy for real lol sucker). so we hope in and he says wait a second.
he forgot the dealer plates and he didnt want to mess up the paint so he puts it on the dash. so we head out of town and come to a stop sign after a couple of cars roll by my buddy hits the gas and we are pinned in the seats side ways cool sounding right. WRONG cuz the plate jammed the steering wheel and we are heading towards a drop off into a ditch. so lucky for us the car stops right before we get to far in trub. so instead of calling it a day we head farther out of town. we get 10 15 miles out of town and go for it. my buddy get to like 115 and gives up so i tell him my turn.
so i hop in and take the wheel not even a min in im bustin a hundred and change so i push her some more and guess what she maxed out at 125 on the dot. well now im kinda sad only 125 i had high hopes for this mach 1. so i think it gets to 125 fast how fast can it stop lol. i hit the breaks and the abs is in full swing lol. no lock up at all but smoke is poring out from the back end cuz of the brakes being so hot. as we head back we kinda forgot about time from all the fun. as we pull up to the dealer he walks back out side and say man 45 mins i didnt think you where coming back. the back tire where now bald and brakes still smoking. and we tell the guy not what we where looking for and drive off in my buddys busted assssss honda.
THE END LOL
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he forgot the dealer plates and he didnt want to mess up the paint so he puts it on the dash. so we head out of town and come to a stop sign after a couple of cars roll by my buddy hits the gas and we are pinned in the seats side ways cool sounding right. WRONG cuz the plate jammed the steering wheel and we are heading towards a drop off into a ditch. so lucky for us the car stops right before we get to far in trub. so instead of calling it a day we head farther out of town. we get 10 15 miles out of town and go for it. my buddy get to like 115 and gives up so i tell him my turn.
so i hop in and take the wheel not even a min in im bustin a hundred and change so i push her some more and guess what she maxed out at 125 on the dot. well now im kinda sad only 125 i had high hopes for this mach 1. so i think it gets to 125 fast how fast can it stop lol. i hit the breaks and the abs is in full swing lol. no lock up at all but smoke is poring out from the back end cuz of the brakes being so hot. as we head back we kinda forgot about time from all the fun. as we pull up to the dealer he walks back out side and say man 45 mins i didnt think you where coming back. the back tire where now bald and brakes still smoking. and we tell the guy not what we where looking for and drive off in my buddys busted assssss honda.
THE END LOL
YA ITS KINDA LONG BUT THAT WAS A CRAZY FUNN DAY HAVE TONS MORE STORYS BUT SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING NEW
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